The Nuclear Submarine U.S.S. Bodacious Resurfaces After Six Months of “Deep and Silent”

About five months ago, I bought a count­down clock that sits direct­ly below my com­put­er mon­i­tor, and for 157 days it’s been tick­ing down.

It’s been tick­ing down to my self-imposed dead­line for the sec­ond draft of my behe­moth epic nov­el (a series, actu­al­ly). Last Decem­ber, I set a dead­line for myself: I would fin­ish this draft by Sep­tem­ber 30, 2023.

Well, I fin­ished two days ahead of time.

I’m proud of myself. If noth­ing else, I’ve been incred­i­bly pro­duc­tive. In 157 days, I wrote 337,397 new words (or an aver­age of 2,135/day); I revised 189,858 words (an aver­age of 1,202 words); mak­ing for a total of 527,255 words (3,337/day). To do this, I rou­tine­ly woke at 3 a.m. (espe­cial­ly dur­ing the final 30-day push) and worked 16 hours a day.

Speak­ing for myself, the sec­ond draft of every nov­el I write is usu­al­ly the hard­est. It’s the hard­est draft because it’s the one in which you need to def­i­nite­ly deter­mine what the sto­ry is, and you need to put in EVERYTHING so that when you start work on the third draft, you can focus on cut­ting. Basi­cal­ly, if you liken the nov­el-writ­ing process to sculp­ture, the first two drafts are when you’re mak­ing your block of clay or mar­ble, and in the sub­se­quent drafts you chip away every­thing that does­n’t look like the sto­ry you’ve envis­aged.

But now that the sec­ond draft is com­plete, I believe that all of that hard work has been worth it. My teen epic (the first of its kind) now totals 1,542,148 words. I did the cal­cu­la­tions the oth­er day, and the 1.5 mil­lion words of my epic is the equiv­a­lent of 300 five-thou­sand-word short sto­ries.

Snoopy and Wood­stock, trem­bling beneath the 2,900-page Brob­d­ing­na­gian man­u­script.

Rec­og­niz­ing that mod­ern read­ers pre­fer their sto­ries in more com­pact, “binge­able” sizes, I have divid­ed this Brob­d­ing­na­gian tale into 14 more man­age­able “episodes” of about 100,000 words each, and when I pub­lish the series in approx­i­mate­ly two years, I’ll do it seri­al­ly—with a new install­ment com­ing out every two to three months.

I’ve been work­ing on this teen epic for eight years now. Eight years. In the time that I’ve been writ­ing, the plan­et Earth has revolved around the sun eight times; the world under­went cat­a­stroph­ic upheaval from COVID-19; and my nephew, who was five years old when I start­ed, cel­e­brat­ed his 13th birth­day (but he’s still into Legos—good for you, dude).

And to pow­er this word out­put, over the course of these eight years, fig­ur­ing a con­ser­v­a­tive aver­age of 5 cups per day, I have drunk 14,600 cups of cof­fee.

The sec­ond draft is done, but there’s obvi­ous­ly a lot of work to do on the series. Start­ing in Decem­ber, the work will shift to revi­sion, par­tic­u­lar­ly to par­ing down the mam­moth man­u­script. My aim is to cut about 300,000 words (or 20%) so that when I final­ly pub­lish the series, it will be a dozen vol­umes of 100,000 words each. This will make my series twice as long as Tolstoy’s War and Peace.

Why am I fix­at­ed on all of these num­bers, you ask? Well, I’ve writ­ten about this on my blog before—and men­tioned it in inter­views and podcasts—but nov­el writ­ing is as much a num­bers game as it is a words game. In order to write a novel—and espe­cial­ly a long novel—you have to pro­duce a lot of words (at least 1,000) a day, and you have to pro­duce con­sis­tent­ly.

And to pro­duce con­sis­tent­ly, you have to dras­ti­cal­ly reduce (if not elim­i­nate) the dis­trac­tions in your life. You have to—selfishly and unequivocally—make your writ­ing the cen­ter of your uni­verse. This means not engag­ing with social media. It means not spend­ing as much time with your friends as you might like. It means sac­ri­fic­ing sleep, fam­i­ly gath­er­ings, birth­day par­ties, Christ­mas par­ties, movie pre­mieres, vaca­tions, and even know­ing what’s hap­pen­ing in the world.

The com­put­er I use for writ­ing does not have an inter­net con­nec­tion; I have pur­pose­ly set up my work process and tools to be free of the inter­net. (Indeed, I enthu­si­as­ti­cal­ly agree with nov­el­ist Jonathan Franzen who in his “Ten Rules for Nov­el­ists” writes (Rule #8) that any­body with access to the inter­net while they’re writ­ing is prob­a­bly not pro­duc­ing very inter­est­ing fic­tion.)  I check my email once a day (on my phone), and I only go on the inter­net about once a week. There are only two peo­ple in the world with whom I text reg­u­lar­ly: my wife and Jason Scott Sad­of­sky. I don’t have com­mer­cial TV (only stream­ing), so I don’t watch the news or see com­mer­cials for prod­ucts. I don’t lis­ten to the news on the radio, and if I’m lis­ten­ing to music on the local clas­si­cal or clas­sic rock sta­tion and the news comes on, I shut it off.

Over the years a few peo­ple have asked me what it’s like to be a nov­el­ist, to spend all of your wak­ing hours (not to men­tion your sleep­ing hours) inhab­it­ing and writ­ing about worlds of your own cre­ation. To answer their ques­tion, I’ve giv­en peo­ple a num­ber of analo­gies, but I think the best one is that it’s like being on a nuclear sub­ma­rine when it’s gone “deep and qui­et.”

You’re sub­merged, umpteen fath­oms down, cut off from the rest of the world, focused exclu­sive­ly on your mis­sion. Over the course of those eight years, I’ve prob­a­bly gone “deep and qui­et” for five or six months a dozen times. This means that I’ve been out of touch, focused on noth­ing but my mis­sion, for approx­i­mate­ly five of the last eight years.

While “deep and qui­et,” how­ev­er, I’ve had to con­tend with the equiv­a­lent of fires aboard my sub­ma­rine, but I haven’t let those divert me from my mis­sion to write and FINISH my epic-length series. Over the past eight years I’ve had to write through tooth abscess­es and implants, con­tract­ing COVID, a bro­ken hand, get­ting sober from alco­hol (I will have 5 years’ sobri­ety on 11/11/23), car break­downs, my spouse get­ting sick with COVID (and tak­ing care of her), mov­ing, house-hunt­ing (with­out suc­cess 3 sep­a­rate times for six months to a year), com­put­ers dying, an uncle dying, “run­ner’s knee,” and back issues. The back issues became such a prob­lem (even despite my $2,000 Aeron chair) a few months ago, that I had to get a motor­ized sit-stand desk.

Invari­ably, when I resur­face after one of these long “deep and qui­et” peri­ods, a lot of stuff has happened—stuff that oth­er peo­ple encounter and deal with in their dai­ly lives, but which I know noth­ing about. When I resur­faced ear­li­er this week, here are some of the things I just found out about:

- Ukraine is beat­ing back Rus­sia.

- Putin is still a major DICK.

- The Island of Maui burned to the ground.

- The econ­o­my of Venezuela col­lapsed, and thou­sands of refugees have been hik­ing north through the jun­gles of South and Cen­tral Amer­i­ca to get to the U.S.

- There’s a new Stu­dent Loan For­give­ness pro­gram.

- Chad Look­abaugh, the local ten­nis pro I took lessons from and did work­outs with, died sud­den­ly in Jan­u­ary. He was a great guy, and I’ll miss hang­ing out with him in the win­ter in front of the fire­place in the lob­by of his ten­nis club.

- Infla­tion is a very real thing; yet, mys­te­ri­ous­ly, gaso­line prices remain steady (hmm…).

- Kids’ cere­al icons Count Choc­u­la, BooBer­ry and Franken­Ber­ry now have a female coun­ter­part (well, it’s about time!) named Caramel­la.

- Sad­ly (because I own a good amount of Tes­la stock), Elon Musk seems to be behav­ing like Veronica’s dip­shit rich broth­er in the Archie comics.

- The mak­ers of products—especially food—are up to their old tricks again with shrink­fla­tion: charg­ing you the same (or more) for less prod­uct.

- The U.S. gov­ern­ment shut down, or is/was about to shut down, or some­thing.

- And instead of Crack­er Jacks, it’s now all about Crack­er Jills (good rid­dance, Jack; you and your frig­gin’ mutt on the pack­age had like a 90-year run, and towards the end I COULD NEVER FIND YOU F‑CKS any­where!).

What’s my point? Although it’s a bit of cul­ture shock to resur­face and learn that so many things have changed while I’ve been preoccupied—on my mis­sion as it were—I don’t regret a minute of it. For the past eight years, I’ve been hap­pi­ly ensconced in 1986–87 Amer­i­ca, specif­i­cal­ly in the world of teenagers at that time. I can’t tell you any­thing about what’s going on right now, but I can tell you that in Octo­ber 1986 the U.S.–U.S.S.R. talks at Reyk­javik broke down, and that in Novem­ber 1986 the Iran-Con­tra scan­dal came to light. I can tell you that in Sep­tem­ber 1986 the song “Venus” by Bana­nara­ma was at the top of the charts, and Huey Lewis and the News’ “Stuck with You” was ris­ing on the charts as well. I can tell you that in Octo­ber 1986, dur­ing the sea­son pre­miere of Dal­las, it was revealed that every­thing that hap­pened in the pre­vi­ous season—when Bob­by Ewing died—was a dream in Pam Ewing’s mind.

For eight years I’ve been inhab­it­ing a world when the U.S. was on top, when Chi­na was just a coun­try with almost a bil­lion peo­ple that rode bicy­cles every­where, when the U.S.S.R. was crum­bling, when Ronald Rea­gan was Pres­i­dent,  when “cel­lu­lar tele­phones” were extreme­ly rare and were big­ger than mil­i­tary walkie-talkies (see the beach scene in the orig­i­nal Wall Street)l, when The Cos­by Show was #1 on TV, when phone booths were still avail­able, and when—GASP—there was no inter­net.

I’ve been sub­merged here for quite a while, though, and so it’s good to come up for some 2023 air. With this in mind, I’m giv­ing myself the entire month of Octo­ber off. What am I going to do? Take naps. Hike. Swim. Lift weights. Run. Climb a moun­tain or two. Stretch. Play with my dog. Seek out type­writ­ers at vin­tage stores. Vis­it vin­tage cloth­ing stores for appar­el for my edi­tor alter-ego (to debut in Novem­ber or December—stay tuned). Lis­ten to jazz and clas­si­cal music (any­thing but ’80s rock and pop, which is all I’ve been lis­ten­ing to for eight years). Have some great meals out. Go to Boston. Go to the Adiron­dacks. Buy a set of cross-coun­try skat­ing skis for what I hope will be a record amount of snow­fall this win­ter.

I’ll be spend­ing a lot more time with THIS guy in October–my faith­ful writ­ing com­pan­ion, Mr. Dashiell Ham­mett. :)

And last, but not least, read about 20 books (a dozen of them will be re-reads) dur­ing the break so I’m not think­ing about my teen epic, includ­ing Loli­ta, Robin­son Cru­soe, The Odyssey, Goldfin­ger, The Longest Day, High Adven­ture, The Great Gats­by, A Farewell to Arms, Self-Edit­ing for Fic­tion Writ­ers, Edi­tors on Edit­ing, Imme­di­ate Fic­tion, Max Perkins: Edi­tor of Genius, a book about fonts enti­tled Just My Type, and books on gram­mar and punc­tu­a­tion as I pre­pare to under­take my favorite part of the writ­ing process in December—revision, edit­ing and pol­ish­ing.

Right now, how­ev­er, I’m archiv­ing my work on this draft and print­ing the com­plet­ed draft. It’s stag­ger­ing to see the stacks and stacks of pages I’ve pro­duced to bring me to this point—the dozens of legal pads of long­hand notes and pages from the nov­el; the hun­dreds of pages typed on one of my type­writ­ers and scanned and OCR’d into the com­put­er; the dozens of spi­ral note­books of char­ac­ter sketch­es or scene ideas; the reams of ’80s pic­tures and research files. All of this mate­r­i­al is being boxed up and stored out of my purview.

I print­ed two copies of the nov­el. One copy is stored in my base­ment, and the sec­ond is in the trunk of my car. Each copy is 2,915 legal pages (sin­gle-spaced). These are sole­ly emer­gency hard-copies—in case all of the 10–12 hard dri­ve and USB stick back­ups of my writ­ing are sud­den­ly wiped out by an EMP.

Poor Snoopy and Wood­stock with my epic nov­el (6 reams of legal paper) loom­ing over them.

For the past 30 years that I’ve been revis­ing my writ­ing, I’ve always made hand-edits on print­ed pages, then entered those changes into a word pro­cess­ing file. But hav­ing just fin­ished the 2nd draft, when I engaged in that process for lit­er­al­ly thou­sands of pages, each page with dozens and dozens of small edits on it, I real­ized that if I want to fin­ish this colos­sus some­time dur­ing my life­time (seri­ous­ly, I want to pub­lish in the fall of 2025), I can’t use this paper process any­more. It triples the amount of time that revi­sions take.

No, sir…this time I’m going hi-tech.

For this part of the process my dar­ling wife just bought me a new Microsoft Sur­face tablet, which will enable me to read the nov­el any­where and either make edits on the device or at least put in short com­ments, flag­ging spots that I need to fix. Any­way, I’m excit­ed about it because I have a feel­ing it’s going to make this part of the process much more effi­cient.

I have to say, Microsoft has seri­ous­ly upped their game in recent years with the advent of their Sur­face tablets. Glad I’m a stock­hold­er!

The moment I got the tablet, I gave it a seri­ous test. The hard­est part of the process was get­ting it updat­ed, logged in, etc., but once that was done I loaded THE ENTIRE 1.54-MILLION-WORD NOVEL onto this thing that weighs about a pound, is small­er than a sheet of paper, and only as thick as 20–30 sheets of paper (maybe). It’s incred­i­ble, and I am con­fi­dent that it’s going to revis­ing the 3rd draft much, much more effi­cient.

My plan for this com­ing draft is as fol­lows:

1. Take the month of Octo­ber off com­plete­ly. Ded­i­cate my days to work­ing out, eat­ing well, going places with my dog every day, going to thrift stores, going out to lunch with friends (all 2 or three of them). On rainy days, I’ll con­sol­i­date the papers (ran­dom notes, ref­er­ence mate­ri­als, etc.) and come up with a mas­ter list of ’80s-relat­ed “stuff” that I want to make sure I work into the nov­el.

2. Start­ing Novem­ber 1, I will read (with­out edit­ing; not an easy task for a nov­el­ist) the entire series. This read­ing will be done in three main ways: a) on the tablet, b) on the print­ed hard copy, and c) with the “com­put­er lady” read­ing the book to me as I walk on the tread­mill and work out—maybe even as I’m hik­ing! While read­ing, I will NOT be mak­ing revi­sions; this first read is to try to get a view of the entire for­est, to step back and see the vista with­out becom­ing obsessed about one or two trees.

Rather than mak­ing edits to the man­u­script, I plan on keep­ing audio record­ings (this is where the tablet comes in) of notes of errors, things to fact-check, and over­all impres­sions of each day’s read­ing, chap­ters and episodes. Keep audio record­ings of all this stuff so I don’t stop read­ing to make edits. Do a jour­nal entry every evening with that day’s impressions—what pages I cov­ered, my gut impres­sions of that day’s mate­r­i­al, and my thoughts on what will need to be revised.

3. Start­ing Decem­ber 1, lit­er­al­ly putting on my editor’s hat (stay tuned), I will begin the revi­sion and edit­ing. I’m giv­ing myself one year to revise the entire series. My plan is to quick­ly “swoop” through the entire series three times in a year, start­ing by mak­ing the largest revi­sions (any big CUTS that need to be made) first, and grad­u­al­ly mak­ing my revi­sion and edit­ing more gran­u­lar as the year goes on.

The main way in which this draft is going to be dif­fer­ent from the process I’ve used with all of my pre­vi­ous books is this: there will be NO hand-cor­rec­tions made to a paper draft that then need to be entered into the com­put­er. In the past, this is the part of the process that has con­sumed the most time. Hon­est­ly, I real­ly, real­ly pre­fer this leisure­ly, tac­tile method, but I don’t have the lux­u­ry with this behe­moth novel—not if I want to release it in late Novem­ber 2025. With the tablet, I’ll be able to read and/or lis­ten to the book and make edits to the file itself. 

Hon­est­ly, though, I’m a lit­tle sad that I have to give up the paper edit­ing. Espe­cial­ly in the fall, when one of my favorite things to do in life is to sit on my deck with a hot cup of cof­fee, a crisp stack of pages, and a red pen. But there will be oth­er, short­er nov­els for that.

The most impor­tant thing for me in the com­ing year is to just get the sonov­abitch DONE. I’m break­ing the year up into three 120-day “swoop­ing” peri­ods; dur­ing each 120-day cycle, I plan to “swoop” through the entire man­u­script, start­ing with iden­ti­fy­ing large sec­tions that can/should be cut, and mak­ing my revi­sions and edit­ing increas­ing­ly gran­u­lar with the next two “swoops.” My plan is that by next Decem­ber (2024) I will have gone through the entire 14-episode series three times. And then, in 2025 and 2026 I’ll pol­ish each episode pri­or to pub­li­ca­tion.

Check back here in late Octo­ber or ear­ly Novem­ber for the debut of my edit­ing alter-ego.

By Chris Orcutt

CHRIS ORCUTT is an American novelist and fiction writer with over 30 years' writing experience and more than a dozen books in his oeuvre. Since 2015, Chris been working exclusively on his magnum opus. Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome: The Legendary Adventures of Avery “Ace” Craig is a 9-episode novel about teens in the 1980s. It’s about ’80s teens, but for adults (in other words, it’s decidedly not YA literature), and he’s applied this epic storytelling approach to the least examined, most misunderstood, most marginalized narrative space in American literature: the lives and inner worlds of teenagers.

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