{"id":8713,"date":"2021-02-21T22:56:01","date_gmt":"2021-02-21T22:56:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/?p=8713"},"modified":"2021-05-29T15:42:23","modified_gmt":"2021-05-29T15:42:23","slug":"f-ck-fifty-one","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/f-ck-fifty-one\/","title":{"rendered":"F\u2011ck Fifty-one"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>This morn\u00ading, to cel\u00ade\u00adbrate my birth\u00adday and the fact that I\u2019m prob\u00ada\u00adbly in the best shape of my life since I was 17, I went cross-coun\u00adtry ski\u00ading alone at a local state park (James Baird). Any\u00adone who knows me or has fol\u00adlowed my blog for a while knows there\u2019s noth\u00ading unusu\u00adal about this. Indeed, it\u2019s axiomat\u00adic: If there\u2019s snow on the ground with\u00adin 100 miles of where Chris Orcutt lives, chances are he\u2019s out there cross-coun\u00adtry ski\u00ading on it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Any\u00adway, while I was ski\u00ading this morn\u00ading, climb\u00ading up and glid\u00ading down the rolling park hills, ski\u00ading off-trail far away from the machine-made path, my 76-year-old father, Al, hap\u00adpened to show up at the park as well.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al\u2019s been ski\u00ading for 25 or 30 years and was out there this morn\u00ading for an hour of exer\u00adcise. I spot\u00adted him a quar\u00adter-mile away or so. He was head\u00ading for a fork in the trail, so I picked up the pace to cut him off. Sud\u00adden\u00adly I saw him stop in the dis\u00adtance and had no idea why. He was watch\u00ading me. I raced the rest of the dis\u00adtance, run\u00adning up the snow-cov\u00adered hills with a brisk her\u00adring\u00adbone step, and zip\u00adping down the oth\u00ader side. When I caught up to him he gave a start.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"538\" height=\"717\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210211_153712090.jpg\" alt class=\"wp-image-8718\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210211_153712090.jpg 538w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210211_153712090-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210211_153712090-500x666.jpg 500w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210211_153712090-430x573.jpg 430w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210211_153712090-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 538px) 100vw, 538px\"><figcaption>My 76-year-old father, Big Al, still ski\u00ading strong.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat\u2019s wrong, Dad?\u201d I asked.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cOh, Chris,\u201d he said in his inim\u00aditable Downeast Maine accent, \u201cthat\u2019s you! I didn\u2019t even rec\u00adog\u00adnize you! I thought you were a pro\u00adfes\u00adsion\u00adal Nordic ski\u00ader out there, like some of the guys I\u2019ve seen up at Lake Placid.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cThanks, Dad,\u201d I said. \u201cThat might be the nicest com\u00adpli\u00adment you\u2019ve ever giv\u00aden me.\u201d (Although he\u2019s been equal\u00adly com\u00adpli\u00admen\u00adta\u00adry of my nov\u00adels as well.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cI mean it,\u201d he said. \u201cYou\u2019re doing <em>every\u00adthing<\/em> right out there, and so smoothly\u2014gliding along like you were born on these things.\u201d He picked up one foot with the ski attached.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>We skied for an hour togeth\u00ader, as we have just about every day this sea\u00adson while there\u2019s been snow on the ground, and then we went our sep\u00ada\u00adrate ways. We\u2019ll prob\u00ada\u00adbly meet up again tomor\u00adrow.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"571\" height=\"761\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20201222_122831698_BURST001-2.jpg\" alt class=\"wp-image-8732\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20201222_122831698_BURST001-2.jpg 571w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20201222_122831698_BURST001-2-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20201222_122831698_BURST001-2-500x666.jpg 500w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20201222_122831698_BURST001-2-430x573.jpg 430w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20201222_122831698_BURST001-2-300x400.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 571px) 100vw, 571px\"><figcaption>As a rule, I don\u2019t smile very much. The fact that I\u2019m smil\u00ading in this pho\u00adto tells you how much I love X\u2011C ski\u00ading.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Here\u2019s the thing: I\u2019ve been cross-coun\u00adtry ski\u00ading for about 22 years. This year, how\u00adev\u00ader, every\u00adthing has clicked and I\u2019ve gone to a new lev\u00adel in my skills. After hun\u00addreds and hun\u00addreds (prob\u00ada\u00adbly thou\u00adsands of hours) over the past 22 years, all of the ele\u00adments have come togeth\u00ader: the prac\u00adtice on the trail (includ\u00ading ski\u00ading through bliz\u00adzards); study\u00ading books on the sub\u00adject and watch\u00ading videos on it; my year-round strength train\u00ading; the yoga and TB12 flexibility\/pliability work I\u2019ve been doing for the past 5 years or so; my sobri\u00adety; my men\u00adtal matu\u00adri\u00adty and for\u00adti\u00adtude; and the self-direc\u00adtion and self-dis\u00adci\u00adpline I\u2019ve devel\u00adoped from 30 years as a pro\u00adfes\u00adsion\u00adal writer\u2014all of these dis\u00adparate ele\u00adments have coa\u00adlesced to take my cross-coun\u00adtry ski skills to a new lev\u00adel.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-video\"><video height=\"1920\" style=\"aspect-ratio: 1080 \/ 1920;\" width=\"1080\" controls src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/VID_20201222_123049057.mp4\"><\/video><figcaption>A short video of me ski\u00ading, tak\u00aden back in Decem\u00adber 2020.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>As I was dri\u00adving home from the park, my arms and legs burn\u00ading from hav\u00ading just skied 7 or 8 miles in two hours in 20-degree weath\u00ader, I reflect\u00aded on the fact that short\u00adly after mid\u00adnight today I turned 51 years old. I glanced at myself in the rear-view mirror\u2014my rud\u00addy cheeks, the sweat run\u00adning down my head\u2014and said out loud, \u201cYou know what, Chris? Fuck fifty-one.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Where\u00adas some peo\u00adple might reach this age and feel that it\u2019s all down\u00adhill from here, I don\u2019t feel that way at all. In fact, I have a sense that my 50s and 60s are going to be the great\u00adest decades of my life\u2014a mag\u00adi\u00adcal time when my knowl\u00adedge, wis\u00addom, expe\u00adri\u00adence, con\u00adfi\u00addence, men\u00adtal acu\u00adity, work eth\u00adic, self-dis\u00adci\u00adpline, self-direc\u00adtion and excel\u00adlent phys\u00adi\u00adcal con\u00addi\u00adtion are all going to come togeth\u00ader: that mag\u00adi\u00adcal point on the graph where the lines mea\u00adsur\u00ading the progress of these var\u00adi\u00adous data points all inter\u00adsect.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-soliloquy-soliloquywp\"><div aria-live=\"polite\" id=\"soliloquy-container-8740_1\" class=\"soliloquy-container soliloquy-transition-fade  soliloquy-theme-base\" style=\"max-width:1400px;max-height:1000px;\"><ul id=\"soliloquy-8740_1\" class=\"soliloquy-slider soliloquy-slides soliloquy-wrap soliloquy-clear\"><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-1 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-7902\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-1\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/03\/DSCN1906-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN1906\"><\/li><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-2 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-8673\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-2\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20201217_130247-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20201217_130247\"><\/li><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-3 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-8450\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-3\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200210_103146111_HDR-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20200210_103146111_HDR\"><\/li><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-4 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-8449\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-4\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200210_103210139_HDR-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20200210_103210139_HDR\"><\/li><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-5 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-8448\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-5\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200210_105256259-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20200210_105256259\"><\/li><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-6 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-8447\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-6\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/03\/IMG_20200210_105939328-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_20200210_105939328\"><\/li><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-7 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-7214\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-7\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/DSCN8708-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN8708\"><\/li><li aria-hidden=\"true\" class=\"soliloquy-item soliloquy-item-8 soliloquy-image-slide\" draggable=\"false\" style=\"list-style:none\"><img decoding=\"async\" id=\"soliloquy-image-7150\" class=\"soliloquy-image soliloquy-image-8\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/DSCN8684-1400x1000_c.jpg\" alt=\"DSCN8684\"><\/li><\/ul><\/div><noscript><style type=\"text\/css\">#soliloquy-container-8740_1{opacity:1}<\/style><\/noscript><\/div>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>About three years ago, I took my best friend, Jason Scott, golf\u00ading with me. Jason isn\u2019t a golfer and was nev\u00ader an ath\u00adlete, but as a mas\u00adter in his own right (in the realms of com\u00adput\u00aders, film\u00admak\u00ading, the inter\u00adnet, and <a href=\"https:\/\/textfiles.libsyn.com\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/textfiles.libsyn.com\/\">now even <em>pod\u00adcasts<\/em>, the bas\u00adtard<\/a>) he appre\u00adci\u00adates any endeav\u00ador done well. I should men\u00adtion that, in addi\u00adtion to play\u00ading golf and writ\u00ading my behe\u00admoth epic nov\u00adel that sum\u00admer, I was work\u00ading out for two hours a day and swim\u00adming a mile three times a week.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"974\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948-1024x974.jpg\" alt class=\"wp-image-8311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948-1024x974.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948-300x285.jpg 300w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948-768x730.jpg 768w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948-904x860.jpg 904w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948-500x476.jpg 500w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948-430x409.jpg 430w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/10\/20180624_142948.jpg 1920w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"><figcaption>Orcutt, July 2018\u2013the sum\u00admer of the leg\u00adendary golf dri\u00adve.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\"><strong>-<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>At the 5<sup>th<\/sup> hole of the course we were on, I stepped up to the tee and drilled\u2014I mean fuck-ing <em>drilled<\/em>\u2014an arrow-straight 270-yard dri\u00adve that sailed over the cart path, bounced twice and land\u00aded on the green. I said to Jason, \u201cI\u2019m sor\u00adry, Jay, but I have to brag for a moment. I don\u2019t think you don\u2019t real\u00adize this, because you\u2019ve nev\u00ader been a golfer or an ath\u00adlete, but what I just did was a pro\u00adfes\u00adsion\u00adal-cal\u00adiber golf shot. I\u2019m talk\u00ading Tiger Woods or Jack Nick\u00adlaus-lev\u00adel. That was the best shot I\u2019ve ever made.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1024\" height=\"768\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DSCN9798-1024x768.jpg\" alt class=\"wp-image-7258\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DSCN9798-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DSCN9798-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DSCN9798-904x678.jpg 904w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DSCN9798-500x375.jpg 500w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/DSCN9798-430x323.jpg 430w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 1024px) 100vw, 1024px\"><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He was hap\u00adpy for me and said it was real\u00adly some\u00adthing to see, but then he added, \u201cIt\u2019s good that you\u2019re out here now doing this stuff because we\u2019re both going to be old men soon.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cWhat?!\u201d I stopped the cart and adjust\u00aded my sun\u00adglass\u00ades for dra\u00admat\u00adic effect. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(I should note here that my friend and I have known each oth\u00ader for 40 years and have always admired and respect\u00aded each oth\u00ader, so I knew I could talk to him as I did, and I also knew that he would know I was just being Chris Orcutt emphat\u00adic.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I said, \u201cSpeak for your\u00adself, dude. I\u2019m nev\u00ader get\u00adting old. I\u2019m nev\u00ader let\u00adting an old per\u00adson in. That shit with doc\u00adtors\u2019 offices and med\u00adica\u00adtion and <em>retire\u00adment<\/em> and aches and pains and stiff\u00adness and com\u00adplain\u00ading. Fuck that shit. That\u2019s nev\u00ader going to be me. NEVER. When that Old Man starts a\u2011knockin\u2019, I\u2019m gonna open the door and kick him in the balls.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>This made my friend laugh, relieved the ten\u00adsion of the moment, and we enjoyed the rest of the day.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"768\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20200520_150809084_HDR_2-1-768x1024.jpg\" alt class=\"wp-image-8632\" srcset=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20200520_150809084_HDR_2-1-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20200520_150809084_HDR_2-1-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20200520_150809084_HDR_2-1-500x667.jpg 500w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20200520_150809084_HDR_2-1-430x573.jpg 430w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20200520_150809084_HDR_2-1-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2020\/12\/IMG_20200520_150809084_HDR_2-1.jpg 864w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 768px) 100vw, 768px\"><figcaption>One way Father Time has caught up with me: I now need read\u00ading glass\u00ades.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Today, dur\u00ading my ride home after ski\u00ading, I thought about some recent pro\u00adfiles Jason did of me on his pod\u00adcast, and <a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/worldclassperformer.com\/short-life-lessons-from-chris-orcutt\/\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/worldclassperformer.com\/short-life-lessons-from-chris-orcutt\/\" target=\"_blank\">an inter\u00adview I gave last week to WorldClassPerformer.com<\/a>. The web\u00adsite inter\u00adview was a total sur\u00adprise to me because I\u2019d nev\u00ader heard of the web\u00adsite, and I didn\u2019t solic\u00adit the atten\u00adtion in any way. I still have no idea how they\u2019d heard of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-audio\"><audio controls src=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/monksherpa.mp3\"><\/audio><figcaption>\u201cThe Monk and the Sher\u00adpa\u201d: A Pod\u00adcast by Jason about Me (the Monk) and Him (the Sher\u00adpa).<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-small-font-size\">-<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Any\u00adway, I thought about this recent, unso\u00adlicit\u00aded pub\u00adlic\u00adi\u00adty, and how all the cylin\u00adders are fir\u00ading per\u00adfect\u00adly in my life right now: my writ\u00ading, my men\u00adtal acu\u00adity, my phys\u00adi\u00adcal fit\u00adness, my nutri\u00adtion (well\u2026<a rel=\"noreferrer noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210221_121203470.jpg\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/02\/IMG_20210221_121203470.jpg\" target=\"_blank\">after the choco\u00adlate cake-cups Alexas made me today<\/a>, this area isn\u2019t per\u00adfect any\u00admore) and my sobri\u00adety. And I had what was per\u00adhaps a post-exer\u00adcise endor\u00adphin high-induced moment of clar\u00adi\u00adty with a sud\u00adden insight. (The Japan\u00adese call this state <em>satori<\/em>.)<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In that brief, brief moment, the clouds part\u00aded in my mind and I caught a clear glimpse of my future. I real\u00adized that I was nev\u00ader meant to be a <em>wun\u00adderkind<\/em>, an <em>enfant ter\u00adri\u00adble<\/em>, a child prodi\u00adgy; rather, I am the quin\u00adtes\u00adsen\u00adtial (and much rar\u00ader) <a href=\"https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/magazine\/2008\/10\/20\/late-bloomers-malcolm-gladwell\" data-type=\"URL\" data-id=\"https:\/\/www.newyorker.com\/magazine\/2008\/10\/20\/late-bloomers-malcolm-gladwell\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\"><em>late bloomer<\/em><\/a>, and my best years are tru\u00adly ahead of me.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fuck fifty-one. It\u2019s noth\u00ading but a num\u00adber. And when that old man comes a\u2011knockin\u2019, I\u2019m still going to kick him in the balls.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This morn\u00ading, to cel\u00ade\u00adbrate my birth\u00adday and the fact that I\u2019m prob\u00ada\u00adbly in the best shape of my life since I was 17, I went\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":8716,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"wp_typography_post_enhancements_disabled":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[592,593,591,7,13,233],"tags":[586,585,94,569,589,587,590,155,221,93,571],"class_list":["post-8713","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-cross-country-skiing","category-golf","category-hobbies","category-personal","category-writers","category-writing-life","tag-aging","tag-birthdays","tag-chris-orcutt","tag-cross-country-skiing","tag-fitness","tag-getting-older","tag-late-bloomers","tag-orcutt","tag-writers-life","tag-writing","tag-x-c-skiing"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8713","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=8713"}],"version-history":[{"count":29,"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8713\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8788,"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/8713\/revisions\/8788"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/8716"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=8713"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=8713"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/orcutt.net\/weblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=8713"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}