"Rejection": A collage by Chris Blanc.

Crossing the Rubicon: Replying to a Rejection from a Literary Journal

Caesar-crossing-the-rubiconToday I did the unthink­able.

In the lit­er­ary world, what I did is tan­ta­mount to cross­ing the Rubi­con. It’s some­thing that, in 20 years of sub­mit­ting my work to lit­er­ary jour­nals, I have nev­er done before:

I replied to a rejec­tion let­ter.

Actu­al­ly, I replied to a rejec­tion email (times have changed), but the sub­stance of the trans­ac­tion was the same: instead of shrug­ging off the rejec­tion as I’ve done hun­dreds and hun­dreds of times before, this time I decid­ed, “Hell, they’re reject­ing my work any­way, so I might as well point out their dis­re­spect­ful behav­ior.”

How is this cross­ing the Rubi­con, you ask? Well, every­thing I’ve read about the writer–publication rela­tion­ship has been explic­it: Nev­er send an angry or con­tentious reply to edi­tors, because it only makes you, the writer, look bad. The oth­er prob­lem is, I don’t know if the edi­tors of these lit­er­ary jour­nals talk with each oth­er, and whether I might be black­list­ed because of my action:

"Rejection": A collage by Chris Blanc.

“Rejec­tion”: A col­lage by Chris Blanc.

“Oh, here’s a sub­mis­sion from that Chris Orcutt. I’ve heard about him—he’s that trou­ble­mak­er, that writer who sends nasty replies to rejec­tions. We don’t need to read this. Send him a form slip.”

Let me give you some back­sto­ry here. The rejec­tion email went to an account that I set up sole­ly for sto­ry sub­mis­sions, and I had­n’t checked the account in a while. And the rea­son I had­n’t checked it is this: I had stopped sub­mit­ting stories—probably a year ago—because (I’ll admit it, I’m human) I got tired of being reject­ed.

Over the past three years, I wrote 39 sto­ries and made over 250 sub­mis­sions, all with­out a sin­gle accep­tance. Any­where.

Inter­est­ing­ly, these are some of the same sto­ries that read­ers of The Man, The Myth, The Leg­end are now call­ing “bril­liant,” “deli­cious­ly cheeky and iron­ic,” and “beau­ti­ful use of our lan­guage.”

But back to my sub­mis­sions over the past three years.

Dur­ing that time, because of the qual­i­ty of the sto­ries I was sub­mit­ting, I did man­age to estab­lish a cor­re­spon­dence with major mag­a­zine editors—including the accom­plished, ven­er­a­ble and gra­cious C. Michael Cur­tis at The Atlantic—and all of them, even though they were reject­ing my work, always treat­ed me with respect.

Perhaps the most famous New Yorker cover of all time.

Per­haps the most famous New York­er cov­er of all time.

The AtlanticThe New York­erHarper’sThe Mis­souri Review, Mid-Amer­i­can Review—they’re class acts, every one of them.

I can’t say the same of the lit­er­ary jour­nal I replied to this morn­ing. I won’t men­tion it by name, but I will say that it used to be con­sid­ered a pres­ti­gious fic­tion jour­nal, and it still pub­lish­es quite a few name authors.

So why did I reply to this par­tic­u­lar rejec­tion, when I’ve nev­er done it before? Read it for your­self, and I think my rea­sons will be obvi­ous:

 

 

Dear Con­trib­u­tor:

Thank you very much for sub­mit­ting your work. After care­ful con­sid­er­a­tion, the edi­tors were not able to accept it for pub­li­ca­tion.

We would like to offer per­son­al­ized let­ters or feed­back but lim­i­ta­tions of time and staff have made that impos­si­ble at the present. We wish you the best of luck in find­ing a jour­nal to pub­lish your writ­ing. The edi­to­r­i­al staff, includ­ing the edi­tor-in-chief, ******* *******, wel­comes crit­i­cal response to past issues of the mag­a­zine if you wish to include any in future sub­mis­sions or let­ters. If you iden­ti­fy your­self as a writer who sub­mit­ted to ********, you may order back issues at a fifty per­cent dis­count.

With best regards,

The Edi­tors

 

I’ll admit that their insult­ing­ly gener­ic salu­ta­tion of “Dear Con­trib­u­tor” irked me. Not to men­tion their dubi­ous “care­ful con­sid­er­a­tion” of my work. They gave me no indi­ca­tion that my sto­ry had been read at all. In fact, every indi­ca­tion is that mine was one of dozens or hun­dreds of oth­ers sum­mar­i­ly reject­ed because the Edi­tors were buried in man­u­scripts.

And then they had the temer­i­ty to inti­mate that I might actu­al­ly want to buy some­thing from them? Please.

But what real­ly both­ered me—the thing that made me have to reply to them—was the ridicu­lous length of time that had passed between my send­ing them the sto­ry in ques­tion and their reject­ing it. (NOTE: In the lit­er­ary world, a few months is con­sid­ered an accept­able length of time to wait for a reply.)

 

Dear “The Edi­tors”:

Accord­ing to my records, the last sto­ry I sub­mit­ted to you was “The Last Great White Hunter,” and that was on Octo­ber 1 of last year. Four­teen months ago.

After a YEAR and two months before you could respond to my sub­mis­sion, not only did I com­plete­ly for­get that I sub­mit­ted any­thing to you, but I stopped car­ing. I won’t be sub­mit­ting any­thing to you again.

Anoth­er point: In the future, if a writer takes the time to send you a well-writ­ten sto­ry, if that writer shows respect for you and your time by not send­ing you some­thing that is clear­ly ama­teur (e.g., mis­takes in gram­mar and punc­tu­a­tion), if that writer is clear­ly a pro­fes­sion­al, then that writer at least deserves a per­son­al response. This is some­thing that the major mag­a­zines includ­ing The New York­er, The Atlantic, and Harper’s have done for me and oth­er good writ­ers, so why can’t you? Reserve your “Dear Con­trib­u­tor” salu­ta­tion for the so-called writ­ers who treat this endeav­or as anoth­er lot­tery.

Please do not both­er to reply to this email. I would­n’t want to wait anoth­er YEAR and two months before some­one respond­ed.

On a per­son­al note, I do wish the Edi­tors and all of the staff at ******** a hap­py hol­i­day sea­son and a New Year of health and pros­per­i­ty.

Thank you for your time.

Sin­cere­ly,

Chris Orcutt

 

Once I had writ­ten my reply, I sat in my chair with my fin­ger poised over the mouse, and the cur­sor over the Send but­ton. What I felt was a faint taste of what Cae­sar prob­a­bly felt when he stood on the bank of the Rubi­con, debat­ing whether to defy the Roman Sen­ate by cross­ing that insignif­i­cant lit­tle stream.

Cae­sar’s cross­ing com­mit­ted him to a future course of action, and my press­ing the Send but­ton would not only elim­i­nate this par­tic­u­lar lit­er­ary jour­nal as an option for future pub­li­ca­tion, but pos­si­bly many oth­ers. Over 20 years of sub­mis­sions, I had estab­lished a rep­u­ta­tion (albeit mod­est) as a writer of pro­fes­sion­al-qual­i­ty work, a writer who had tak­en rejec­tion in stride, and here I was, about to poten­tial­ly undo all of that with a sin­gle email.

I thought about this for sev­er­al min­utes, and then I grad­u­al­ly real­ized some­thing: I don’t need them any­more. They aren’t the only game in town now. Although pub­li­ca­tion in them would be nice, I don’t need them to reach read­ers the way I used to. If  lit­er­ary jour­nals won’t pub­lish my sto­ries in the future, it does­n’t mat­ter; I can pub­lish them myself in ebook for­mat, reach more read­ers, and make more mon­ey on them than I ever could by being pub­lished in an obscure, inces­tu­al† lit­er­ary jour­nal that the gen­er­al read­ing pub­lic does­n’t read any­way.

†See my com­ment below regard­ing my use of the non-word “inces­tu­al.”

 

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Cae­sar is said to have quot­ed a line from a play as he crossed the Rubi­con, say­ing, “Alea iac­ta est! Let the die be cast!” Just before I hit the Send but­ton on my email, I said aloud one of my own favorite lines about commitment—spoken by King Claudius in my favorite Shake­speare play, Ham­let:

“Do it, Eng­land.”

And with a click and an audi­ble whoosh, my mes­sage went out.

Do I regret doing it? No. The lit­er­ary jour­nal in ques­tion is only one of many that engage in this kind of dis­re­spect­ful behav­ior towards good writ­ers. They for­get that they are utter­ly depen­dent on writ­ers for their con­tent.

No con­tent, no jour­nal. Peri­od.

I plan to con­tin­ue to send sto­ries to the above-men­tioned bet­ter mag­a­zines, and, pub­li­ca­tion or no, I’m hop­ing they’ll con­tin­ue to read and be respect­ful of my work.

And speak­ing of work, it’s time for me to get back to it.

 

Post­script: A few days after I made this post, my short sto­ry col­lec­tion The Man, The Myth, The Leg­end was vot­ed one of the Best Indie Books of 2013. What makes this par­tic­u­lar­ly grat­i­fy­ing is that 9 of the 10 sto­ries in the col­lec­tion were among the 39 that lit­er­ary jour­nals had reject­ed over the past three years.

By Chris Orcutt

CHRIS ORCUTT is an American novelist and fiction writer with over 30 years' writing experience and more than a dozen books in his oeuvre. Since 2015, Chris been working exclusively on his magnum opus. Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome: The Legendary Adventures of Avery “Ace” Craig is a 9-episode novel about teens in the 1980s. It’s about ’80s teens, but for adults (in other words, it’s decidedly not YA literature), and he’s applied this epic storytelling approach to the least examined, most misunderstood, most marginalized narrative space in American literature: the lives and inner worlds of teenagers.