When Your Fetal Book Starts to Kick

Since mid-June, I’ve been earnest­ly at work on the third Dako­ta Stevens mys­tery nov­el, but it was­n’t until last week that I felt the fetus that is the new book begin to kick.

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Baby get­ting start­ed as a writer on an L.C. Smith Coro­na.

I’ve heard moth­ers, some of them friends of mine, describe the thrill of feel­ing the ges­tat­ing baby kick for the first time. Many of them have told me that as soon as that hap­pens, the fact that they’re bring­ing anoth­er life into the world becomes very real for them.

The lit­er­ary equiv­a­lent of a baby kick­ing in its moth­er’s womb is when a writer is in the mid­dle of a sec­ond or sub­se­quent draft of a work, and the writer is star­tled by some­thing that comes out on the page. By star­tled I don’t mean that what comes out is nec­es­sar­i­ly shock­ing, but it’s sur­pris­ing in some way. The char­ac­ters do some­thing unex­pect­ed. A scene the writer had­n’t imag­ined before sud­den­ly unfolds in front of him. Or a line in the nar­ra­tion or in the dia­logue knocks the writer on her heels and makes her say, “Damn…this is real­ly becom­ing a book.”

Over the past two months, I’ve had sev­er­al of these moments, but a few stand out as true sur­pris­es that made me laugh or smile inward­ly in aes­thet­ic plea­sure.

Mind you, some of these lines might not affect you the way they have me, but that’s because I’m the one car­ry­ing this baby, not you. :)

Fol­low­ing are just a few of these moments from Dako­ta 3. (By the way, I had a title for the new nov­el but did­n’t like it, so I’m work­ing on a new one.) I hope you enjoy these lit­tle kicks as much as I have.

And don’t worry—there are a lot more where these came from.

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To bor­row from the old James Bond movie poster tagline, “Dako­ta and Svet­lana will soon be back, and bet­ter than ever!”

From the New Dako­ta Stevens Mys­tery Nov­el by Chris Orcutt:

In all, since our last case a cou­ple of months ago, Svet­lana had man­aged to win four chess tour­na­ments and write a sec­ond chess book. Mean­while, I hadn’t even dropped off my dry-clean­ing yet.

A pair of Ital­ian men in their 20s who could have been mod­els for Armani walked in wear­ing belt­ed black leather coats and ribbed black turtle­necks. They had that fash­ion­ably unshaven look and enough styling prod­uct in their hair to be a fire haz­ard.

For a fat guy, he moved light­ly and fast, and before I could react he got off a decent punch. It only grazed my ribs, but it still felt as if I’d been hit by an 80 mph fast­ball. In reply I thrust from my legs and put a hard con­vin­cer into his gut—a blow that would have buck­led a small­er man and heaved him off the ground—but in this case my fist felt as though it was sucked into Swedish mem­o­ry foam.

Sher­i­lyn was that rarest of redheads—a wavy auburn red—and all it took was one toss, one quiver, of that hair to make me shove Rea­son into an oncom­ing bus.

From the moment my head­lights swung into a rut­ted grav­el park­ing lot and raked across a build­ing with fad­ed clap­board sid­ing, I knew the kind of restau­rant we were in for: the kind that serves dispir­it­ed cof­fee in brown, hour­glass-shaped mugs and that spells plu­rals on the menu using apos­tro­phes (e.g., “burger’s”). Regret­tably, I was right on both counts.

A young woman sat at a barstool behind the desk. She had but­ter blonde hair pulled back in a smart updo, and the sheen of it was almost blind­ing. In con­trast to the hair—as if she were delib­er­ate­ly “de-pret­ty­i­fy­ing” herself—she wore large black-framed glass­es. I think the look was called “hip­ster,” and I didn’t care for it.

The two Asians sat bolt upright in sep­a­rate dou­ble beds. They wore noth­ing but tighty-whities and were eat­ing Ken­tucky Fried Chick­en from buck­ets between their legs. Their hands froze with drum­sticks on the way to their mouths, and they gaped at me as I held the gun on them.

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I hope you enjoyed these baby kicks, these “pre­views” of the new nov­el. I plan to release the nov­el this Christ­mas, and it will be avail­able for pre-order in late Novem­ber. Please check back here for updates. Thank you for vis­it­ing.

—Chris

By Chris Orcutt

CHRIS ORCUTT is an American novelist and fiction writer with over 30 years' writing experience and more than a dozen books in his oeuvre. Since 2015, Chris been working exclusively on his magnum opus. Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome: The Legendary Adventures of Avery “Ace” Craig is a 9-episode novel about teens in the 1980s. It’s about ’80s teens, but for adults (in other words, it’s decidedly not YA literature), and he’s applied this epic storytelling approach to the least examined, most misunderstood, most marginalized narrative space in American literature: the lives and inner worlds of teenagers.

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