The Seventh Year

On Decem­ber 7, 2015, I began writ­ing my epic nov­el (my mag­num opus), and while I’ve also worked on oth­er projects on and off since then, the vast major­i­ty of my time and ener­gy has gone into what I refer to as “the Big Book.” This means that I’ve been writ­ing this book for six years, and I’ve just entered the sev­enth year.

This T‑shirt has got­ten a LOT of wear this year.

The thing that is some­what dis­heart­en­ing for me is this: I’m still on the sec­ond draft of the book. Because the Big Book is so long (my pre­dic­tion is that, when fin­ished, it will weigh in at 800K to 1M words), it will actu­al­ly be pre­sent­ed in 6 vol­umes, or episodes as I call them. And here’s the real­ly dis­heart­en­ing fact: yes­ter­day I just fin­ished the sec­ond draft of Episode 2. Two out of a pos­si­ble 6.

Actu­al­ly, while I’ve only com­plet­ed the sec­ond draft of two episodes, I did man­age to fin­ish half of Episode 3, so tech­ni­cal­ly I’ve fin­ished 2½ out of 6, which is a lit­tle bet­ter. Look­ing my writ­ing pro­duc­tiv­i­ty over the entire year, how­ev­er, the num­bers are stag­ger­ing. To fin­ish those 2½ episodes this year, I wrote or revised approx­i­mate­ly 475,000 words (that’s a lit­tle more than 6 copies of my A Real Piece of Work), and wrote anoth­er approx­i­mate­ly 30,000 words in the jour­nal of the Big Book and on my blog.

That’s HALF A MILLION words writ­ten or rewrit­ten. Not bad for a year’s work.

Rewrit­ing com­mand cen­tral. Note the new com­put­er and the awe­some ver­ti­cal­ly-ori­ent­ed mon­i­tor. :)

You might be won­der­ing why I’m prat­tling on about all of these num­bers. Well, here’s the deal: writ­ing nov­els is as much a num­bers game as it is a words game. To fin­ish a nov­el, any nov­el, the writer has to con­sis­tent­ly write or rewrite a min­i­mum num­ber of words every day. The writer needs to do this for at least three drafts, and the writer needs to work a con­sis­tent num­ber of hours each day. Num­bers of words, num­bers of drafts, num­bers of hours.

Back in Decem­ber, when I entered the sev­enth year of this project, I real­ized a cou­ple things. First, if I want­ed to meet my goal of fin­ish­ing the entire book by 2024 or 2025, I had to let go of my desire for per­fec­tion in every draft. Instead, by any means—by any dodge, cheat, hack, or pos­i­tive or neg­a­tive rein­force­ment I could conceive—I had to sim­ply fin­ish the sec­ond draft of all 6 episodes. This sec­ond draft will nev­er be seen by the read­ing pub­lic, I told myself, so in a sense it doesn’t mat­ter. Sec­ond I real­ized that, while I might be the most self-dis­ci­plined and self-direct­ed per­son I know, I still need to have iron­clad dead­lines; for me, if fin­ish dates are left open-end­ed, that just gives the per­fec­tion­ist in me more time to tin­ker, and f‑ck tin­ker­ing at this stage.

This stage, this draft, is all about get it the f‑ck fin­ished. Peri­od. So, with these two real­iza­tions in mind, I have cre­at­ed a pro­duc­tion sched­ule for myself for the rest of the year.

Feb­ru­ary and March: Fin­ish the sec­ond draft of Episode 3.

April, May, June: Fin­ish the sec­ond draft of Episode 4.

July, August, Sep­tem­ber: Fin­ish the sec­ond draft of Episode 5.

Octo­ber, Novem­ber, Decem­ber: Fin­ish the sec­ond draft of Episode 6.

By Decem­ber 31, 2022, I want to be fin­ished with the sec­ond draft of the entire epic nov­el. It’s an incred­i­bly daunt­ing goal, but as Lao Tzu once wrote, “The jour­ney of a thou­sand miles begins with a sin­gle step.” Over the course of 30 years of doing this stuff, I’ve become very good at con­tin­u­ing to make that next step. From one of my ances­tors I inher­it­ed this abil­i­ty to just keep putting one foot in front of the oth­er, and to fin­ish big projects by com­plet­ing small task after small task.

Oh, and did I men­tion that my wife and I recent­ly began hunt­ing for a house again (stress), and that I diag­nosed myself as hav­ing stu­pid GERD from my 30 years of cof­fee-drink­ing, so I recent­ly had to give up cof­fee? (One def­i­n­i­tion of a writer: a machine that con­verts cof­fee into words.)

Yeah. It SUUHHHHHHCCCCCCKKKKKSSSS!

But in life, we can either adapt and live (maybe even thrive), or we can stay the same and die. I choose to adapt. It’s Redfin for the house hunt and green tea for the GERD.

Half a league, half a league, half a league onward!

The over­work and self-cre­at­ed STRESS has caused me to overeat a bit.

In a recent inter­view with my best friend Jason Scott (inter­net archivist, com­put­er his­to­ri­an, film­mak­er and now suc­cess­ful pod­cast­er, the bril­liant f‑cker), Jason says that he has always admired my self-dis­ci­pline and my “pret­ty impres­sive” rou­tine of writ­ing and fit­ness. Well, as I said in the inter­view, I’m hard­ly super-human. As I point­ed out in one of my recent blog entries, when I am draw­ing near to a dead­line, the stress (self-imposed stress, but stress nonethe­less) usu­al­ly caus­es me to overeat and exer­cise less. For the past month, I’ve only exer­cised three days a week instead of my usu­al six, and I’ve been self-sooth­ing through junk food: Jel­ly Bel­ly Sours, Mike & Ike, Pop­corners (ched­dar cheese), Newman’s piz­zas, and Bread Alone bread. The result is, I’ve prob­a­bly put on an extra 10 pounds. But, as Wyatt Earp says in the Kevin Cost­ner movie (when he’s come back to Dodge City to clean up the law­less­ness), “IT ALL ENDS NOW!”

Those of you from the 80s will get the ref­er­ence.

As soon as I fin­ish this blog entry, I’m going down­stairs to my home gym and work out for two hours. Over the years, my wife has (some­what envi­ous­ly) point­ed out to me that, once I start eat­ing right, drink­ing a lot of water, and exer­cis­ing dai­ly, it only takes my body about two weeks to return to its toned, trim sta­tus quo. I guess that’s true, but I nev­er noticed it until she start­ed point­ing it out. I think it comes from a life­time of being active; my body just knows the drill by now.

Any­way, this is what the sev­enth year on the Big Book will look like: dai­ly writ­ing and rewrit­ing; dai­ly nutri­tion and fit­ness; dai­ly sobri­ety and self-care.

Not a lot of dra­ma, to be sure. But as Flaubert once said, “The nov­el­ist needs to be reg­u­lar and order­ly in his every­day life so that he can be vio­lent and orig­i­nal on the page.”

And I’m doing that, my friends. By keep­ing my every­day life con­sis­tent and dra­ma-free, I’ve been able to put near­ly all of my life force into my writ­ing. As a result, the Big Book is good. I mean real­ly good. Some­times when I read sec­tions of it over again, I can’t believe I wrote it; it’s that good.

But today until Tues­day, no more Big Book. I’m giv­ing myself a much-need­ed three-day vaca­tion. A fit­ness and nutri­tion vaca­tion (and some Red Dead Redemp­tion 2; thanks for the XBONE, Jay!), with some self-care stuff thrown in there—maybe a mas­sage and a hair­cut.

Before I go, I’d like to point out one last thing. If this blog entry wasn’t as smooth-read­ing as oth­ers I’ve writ­ten in the past, or if it ram­bles or it con­tains mis­takes that you usu­al­ly don’t see in my writ­ing, that’s because I only wrote one draft of it. (In the past, revis­ing blog entries three times was not uncom­mon for me.) In oth­er words, this is me let­ting go of this need for per­fec­tion in all things. Sor­ry, folks, but it’s a f‑cking blog entry; I’m not writ­ing mul­ti­ple drafts of these things any­more; as you can see from every­thing I’ve writ­ten here, I’ve got a LOT of oth­er writ­ing to do, and I need to save my ener­gy for the Big Book.

Now, with that, it’s time to go exer­cise, and then, on Tues­day, Feb­ru­ary 1, it’s back to work.

You’ll hear from me again when I fin­ish Episode 3, which has the apt work­ing sub­ti­tle of Dan­ger Zone.

The cov­er of my note cards. Read­ers who write to me some­times receive one of these in reply.

By Chris Orcutt

CHRIS ORCUTT is an American novelist and fiction writer with over 30 years' writing experience and more than a dozen books in his oeuvre. Since 2015, Chris been working exclusively on his magnum opus. Bodaciously True & Totally Awesome: The Legendary Adventures of Avery “Ace” Craig is a 9-episode novel about teens in the 1980s. It’s about ’80s teens, but for adults (in other words, it’s decidedly not YA literature), and he’s applied this epic storytelling approach to the least examined, most misunderstood, most marginalized narrative space in American literature: the lives and inner worlds of teenagers.

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